The year is 2014
Teacher: So, can anyone tell me what PEMDAS means?
Filipino freshman: Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swagg.
*Without realizing what he has done, the student looks around the classroom to look at his fellow students faces to gage the laughter and such. As he looked around he noticed no one was smiling, in fact, everyone had a look of fear in their eyes. The teacher doesn't say anything, he just walks over to the phone. "We've got a turd in the punch bowl." he says. Then the class room starts to rumble, 34 men in white hazmat suits run into the class room and 34 red lasers are placed upon the brim of the Filipino students snapback. He is then shot 540 times.*
me: hey i just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: but here's my number
me: so call me I̢̹̝̹ͭF̫͎͔͔̙͆̽ͣͪ͑͆͟ ̨̨͓̳̞̳̗̱̭̅ͤ͋̑̌͒̉͌͢Y̨̞̺͔ͪ̇͒̈͜O͙͚̦̽ͧͥ̑̚͡U̥̤͐̐̅ͣ́ ̶̢̟̤͇̯̤̳ͫͯ̈́̈́W͎̤̩̲̩͍͎̽͆͌ͬ̋̔I̜ͬ̆S̘̪̺͕̠̹̜̿̏ͭͫ͑H̴͎̤̲̼͚̰ͦ̄̐̃͐̒͡ ̧̌̎̆͛ͧͨ͑̚҉̴̫T̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊Ơ̵̮͚̤̏̂̀̂͐̏͌ͩ̆ͅ ̴̮͚͇̥̎͆ͫ͘ͅL̥̱̳͕͔͊͗̅͋͘͡ͅǪ̖̟̗͓̙̳̺̿ͤ̈́ͭ́͟͟S̫̉́̂̈́̊̽ͨ͘͠E̢̩͉̺̍͋͋̒̅͆̚ ̣̳̍ͥ̂̀̇͌̈́ͯY̳̤̻̻͇ͭͥͦ̃ͧ͒̎O̶̪̞̍̎̉̓ͨ͂͊͘͜Ȗ̸̫͂̔ͦ͌͞Ȑ̰͕͚̺͓̩̠͉ͦ̒ͣ̒ ͙͈̟̏̈́͊͐̃̎̓̇ͥ́S̸̘͕̦͙̝̻̔͆ͮ͒̚͠Ȏ̷̤̙̰̫̦̄̕͢Ũ̉͐̒̈͏̡̖̦̠͍͍̳̬L̨̃̎͆̐͝҉̫̙̖̬͙̱̮̩,̡̣̮̜̦͓͓̹̩ͫ̌̇͑͊̑̄̚͟͠ ̸̨̱͔̪ͮ͆̐̏͂̐̒́̉̀F̓̓҉̲̩̘̗̘͈̜̰̜O͚̞̹̘͚̱͖̓ͧ͘O̵̺̪͚͇͗́ͧ͞L̖̠̮̼͙͕͍̭͙̒ͫ̌̎ͨͤ̾̚Ì̷̼͚̹̟̘̒͐ͩͦ͜S̶̢̼̤̬̳͈̭͆ͨͅH̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚ ̢̺ͬ͒ͧM̧̧͕̭͓͍̳̙͉̿́́͛ͣͤ̕Ọ̸̱̤̬̟̯̇̄̈́̿͐̌͒R̸̴̬̂ͥͩ̂̏ͥ̏̂T̴̘̺̲͉̩̐̌̎̌̿͘̕A̔҉̶̠͈̜͉L̺̭͎̼̝͓͔̹̅̅ͪͤ̒̂̓̚̕͡
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